Marking

Its that time of the year again. Happens twice a year, my hair gets sparse. Its marking time. I get irate when students come up to me and say "cher how'd I do?" and the day after they finish their paper they run up to me in excitement "cher finish marking already?" (Nausea sets in)

Get this
1. I havent finished marking. (Especially not after the day you had sat for it)
2. How in the world can I remember ONE particular script's grade over hundreds of others?
3. Don't harass me.
4. Marking is no joke, especially when students seem to insist on using webdings as font.